I’ve never really liked children. I mean, they’re okay, but who’d really want one?
The past 3.5 years of my life have been spent working for kiddie related retailers and as the years have gone on, I’ve found myself more approving of the little monsters. Now, you might say thats inevitable, my clock is a tick tick ticking etc.. and maybe it is. However I’m still not up for the weight gain and hormone swings. That and the minimum of 18 years responsibility. I can’t afford myself as it is.
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could have kids like we have pets? Pick out a chubby cheeked little pre-toddler, big enough to prop themselves up but not enough that they are talking yet (younger babies are boring, older toddlers have too much to say) . Keep them all cute and when you tire of them sell them off. Or have them with programmable life spans, kinda like nintendogs or tamagotchi..
I’d totally get me one of those.
But think of how cute you’d look all pregnant and stuff? You could always give your baby to Angelina Jolie if you decided you didn’t want it.
I want a kid- but only from the age of 1-5, then again when they’re an adult so they can take care of me when I’m in diapers.
But me all fat and hormonal is a bit of a health risk for Rich. I’m touch and go as it is.
If science one day finds its way to making pregnancy and labour pain free with your body miraculously returning to more in shape than it was to begin with, I’ll give it a shot. However, you may need to get me Jolies number just incase.
Methinks she doth protest too much.
I’ve heard this anti baby line from you a little too much. Now I don’t believe you.
Get procreating Cullen.
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Stenographer.